okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”
You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.
"Are you serious right now, Dad?"
"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."
If you ever want to shit on Peeta just remember he voted against putting the Capitol through the Hunger Games even after being tortured, hijacked, and having his life ruined by them
Canid girlfriends and bun pals
in the game of urls you win or you hyphen
you’re telling me mate
BEST THING EVER
TYWIN LANNISTER READING 50 SHADES OF GRAY IS WHAT THE UNIVERSE NEEDS MOST
i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny
It became a tradition amongst Gryffindors (though a few wix from other houses took the challenge as well) to stare a boggart in the face and not immediately brandish their wands. It started when a
mugglebornnewblood brought a book to Hogwarts — Divergent — and a group of Gryffindors got a kick out of charming themselves with temporary tattoos and breaking dress code to wear all black for a solid week before someone got the bright idea that they ought to make their own fear landscape in the form of locking each other in a room with a boggart.
The wix who could stay the longest without resorting to riddikulus or needing rescuing was hailed the bravest of them all.
Of course, the staff was more than reluctant to allow students to engage a full-grown boggart without full intention to hex it immediately, but after enough of a fuss was put up and rumours of students planning on sneaking into the DADA classroom at night began to circulate, the professors decided it wouldn’t be an entirely nonacademic undertaking provided strict controls and supervision was in place.
No one ever got hurt, not physically, but a great many students came away visibly shaken, and Madam Pomfrey doled out a great deal more sleeping draughts than she had before. Most insisted the truest test of bravery was to go it alone (the professor’s presence didn’t count), but it was a shared secret that no one really wanted to be reduced to a trembling mess in front of their friends, and possibly enemies. Some bragged about having very few fears; some bragged that the boggart transformed into many, but none could break through their fearlessness. Some came away ashen and mute, refusing to ever participate again.
But those who saw it through felt stronger each time, even when their wand hands trembled and their hearts raced. Defeat each fear, they said, and the boggart will change into something else; that’s when you know you’re winning. Some even began to leave their wands in their pockets, insisting, you don’t always need magic to triumph, just bravery and force of will. Muggles don’t have magic, and look what they can do.
The conjugations of yolo. It had to be done.
Wouldn’t it make more sense to conjugate it like volo?
yolo, yolle, yolui, yol(u)tus
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
"Weird Al" Yankovic does it again with his newest parody "Word Crimes"
this is great.
I can finally enjoy this tune without Robin Thicke
Thank the gods for Weird Al
I have never heard the robin thicke song
so this song, forever and always, will be a weird al song for me. I won’t squander this privilege, everybody.
this is my favorite video
this is what a good hitler joke looks like
i feel like such a geek understanding this joke
sit down kid literally everyone gets it
me: [sees a picture of natalie dormer]