sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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Best of Autocorrect

damonssalvatoree:

lordofthedawn:

rocknrollercoaster:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

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loki-cat:

avengers 2:

“mr parker, im here to talk to you about the avenger’s initi-“

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“…i’m here to talk to you about the avengers init-“

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”.. the avenger’s initiat-“

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”..avenger’s initiative.”

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mydearcucumberbatch:

gayisthenewokay:

if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

I am bisexual and plan to use this line often in the future

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oh my god        kristiina       




natalie dormer: i need you to murder sixteen people

me: sure!! your hair looks nice today

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What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

(via lcn71)

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22 years ago today. 22 years ago today, a boy named Harry Potter boarded the Hogwarts Express. 22 years ago today, Ron Weasley asked if he could sit in Harry’s compartment. 22 years ago today, Hermione Granger asked they if they saw Neville’s toad. 22 years ago today, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sorted into Gryffindor. 22 years ago today, the golden trio met.
—(via siriuxblacx)
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22 years ago today. 22 years ago today, a boy named Harry Potter boarded the Hogwarts Express. 22 years ago today, Ron Weasley asked if he could sit in Harry’s compartment. 22 years ago today, Hermione Granger asked they if they saw Neville’s toad. 22 years ago today, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sorted into Gryffindor. 22 years ago today, the golden trio met.
—(via siriuxblacx)
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the-paradox-machine:

epochayur:

people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted

I thought everyone could do this

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A Lord of the Rings character playlist

i would say i’m sorry but im not [x]

posted 22 hours ago with 937 notes  © lordofthewolves  + reblog




violanthe:

From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif

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shannananan:

Potterheads: The only fandom that celebrates going back to school

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intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

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The best thing about French:

Person: "Ça va?"

Other person: "Ça va. Ça va?"

Person: "Ça va."

posted 1 day ago with 128,480 notes  © projectgrimm  + reblog